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He will get nationwide exposure
NO IT WONT!
It will be like working Magnus ver Magnusson back into a tug of war team.
It will be like working Max Mosely back into a pair of crotchless Waffen-SS black leather uniform pants!!!!
It will be easiest thing in world, cuz Gil is back, SHAVED and DANGEROUS, he has had plenty of time to drive the interstates alone and have dark thoughts contemplating the existential coin we all hold from birth and how easy it is to change yo reality 4 ever with one little flip.
Hey we all have those thoughts, like when u r driving and think how you could just jerk the wheel into a tree, or when you r talking to a real pretty girl and u just get urge to slap her for no reason. These thoughts r common in man. Carl Jung thought so, thats why he started wearing overalls later in life. Plus Gil has progressive case of ASPERGERS SYNDROME which is what makes his behaviour so divinely innappropriate. We shouldnt not make him feel bad for these behaviours we should encourage them I say. There is a prophecy that has been spoken that all htese trials are leading to a purpose that is foretold, all leading up to game 7 of CAVs vs WIZ in playoffs, and Queen James at the line down by one and Gil walks up behind him and says "if you miss these its over" then just cold yanks LeBrons shorts right down to the floor and somewhere way up in 400 section a pale man in a beard and robes yells out in a finnish accent "HEY TINY!!!!"
ANY one esle think Nick Young looks like a guy from a DON MARTIN cartoon??? With his always open mouth and long dragging arms and akimbo legs.
WE were very proud to hear last week that our good friend uncle BRAM WEINSTEIN got a job at ESPN! Big time BRAM!
He will get nationwide exposure plus unlke WTEM he will get paid in money.
a ESPN REALITY SHOW IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME!!!! Jimmy Oliver is already oiling a foosball table in a loft somewhere on the anacostia waterfront!!!!
have a long special history with Bram.
He was first to discover , he found us sleeping in the Bugle Boy display at Tysons and four weeks later he made a "Deal 2 Heal" with us that if we put on clothes he would put us on the radio
We have been on many times since but Ken beatrice taped over the cassettes with his field recordings of birds.
BUT we still have these mp3 for you of first ever appearance on BRAM WEINSTEIN SHOW!
This is vintage stuff. This is great lost Geocities dayz for us.
Keep an ear out for Tony K sidekick NIGEL STERNE's awesome racist asian impressions!
Bram has been vague in interviews about what his job will be at ESPN but he told us privately that he has been hired as a "FIXER" - a guy who makes problems "disappear", like a cross between Michael Clayton and Mr Wolf and Jeff Probst.
Doing stuff like misc. security, filling espy gift bags, deleting those pictures from John Claytons hard drive, cleaning the anti-semitic graffiti off the Ernie Grunfeld fathead in the coffee lounge, locating a discrete medical spoecialist for Chris Berman, laughing at Stu Scotts "Raisin Bram" jokes, locking Linda Cohn in a room with a bucket, towels and cold soup and getting her off heroin.
Dave McKenna is chief edutainment scrivner for the Washington City PAper and also the emo Tom Knott and also one of our favorite ink swingers and thats because he drops incites like he was flipping hot wishing bisuits into the reflecting pool!!!
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